maraudermap:

tyingcatstocars:

i out-meebo’d all you bitches about a year ago (warning: contains raunchy asian lesbian pedophile/cougar?):

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f, 23, china
You: that’s cool
Stranger: u?
You: 12/f/ontario
You: let’s cyber
Stranger: wow!
Stranger: 12!
You: shut up & fuck me
Stranger: god
Stranger: you are lesbian?haha
You: what’s a lesbian? that’s just what daddy says to mommy all the time
Stranger: so you wanna i fuck you?
You: yes please
Stranger: ok, but let me have you photo first
You: okay hang on
You: i want to find a really good one of me
Stranger: good
You: http://www.picamatic.com/show/2009/04/07/03/06/3162280_259x384.PNG\
You: http://www.picamatic.com/show/2009/04/07/03/06/3162280_259x384.PNG
You: oh oops wrong one
Stranger: i cannot get on that site
You: sorry here it is http://images.townnews.com/maysville-online.com/content/articles/2007/08/06/local_news/2211preteen.jpg
Stranger: haha, you are 12?
You: yes i am
Stranger: but you look older that you are
You: i am very mature for my age
Stranger: you want me to fuck you?
You: ye splease
Stranger: so let me see your breasts
Stranger: haha
You: i don’t have pictures but I can show you a drawing
Stranger: haha
You: ( o Y o )
Stranger: thats fake
You: that is what my breasts look like
You: nu uh they look just like that
Stranger: do you have more pics?
You: only if you cyber with me
Stranger: why?
You: because i want to be a whore when I grow up so i’m practicing now
Stranger: haha, and because of that, you should first take some nude photos and let me see you
You: but then that ruins the mystery
Stranger: you mean cyber does not?
Stranger: ok
You: no, not at all
Stranger: anyway, how we cyber
You: i stick peepee in your pooper
You: then we do a dance
You: then babies come out
Stranger: but im a female
You: it’s okay
You: our love shall overcome all obstacles
Stranger: ok, im desperate to fuck you
Stranger: let me see more of your photos
You: HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME YOU SAVAGE
You: i thought we went over this
You: my photos are your payment
Stranger: ok
Stranger: god no
Stranger: one more free
You: okay one sec
You: i dyed my hair in this one but my braces were off too http://lh5.ggpht.com/fisherwy/R6B2UEP8JKI/AAAAAAAANLk/JtxngkH2hAM/Hannah+Montana+myspace+Underwear+pictures+Scandal%5B3%5D
Stranger: obviously you are not the one before
You: no that’s me
You: the hair is very different
You: i look much better without braces
Stranger: your breasts are small
You: but supple
Stranger: can could you make me high?
Stranger: god no
You: it’s not how big they are, it’s how I use them
Stranger: how would you use them?
You: sexily
Stranger: in detail
You: i would rub my nipples all around your mouth
You: after dipping them in chocolate
Stranger: great, but how is your mouth
Stranger: are you good at your mouth?
You: big and supple like Angelina Jolie’s
You: i can do amazing things with my mouth
Stranger: like?
You: make your vagina quiver with pleasure
Stranger: but i like penis more, what about you fingers?
You: long and hard and ready to go as deep as you want them to go
Stranger: sounds great, so how can i have you fuck me?
You: i can come to china
You: are there pandas in china?
Stranger: sure
You: where do you live in china?
Stranger: youare really amazing
You: i know
Stranger: haha, how much money you would charge one time?
You: depends on how many pandas there are
Stranger: funny
You: let me ask mommy how much I should charge for my services
Stranger: she is also a whore?
You: sort of. she’s a real estate agent
Stranger: so i’d like to have you and your mommy fuck me at the same time
You: i’ll ask her if she wants to go to china
Stranger: haha, can i have a pic of your mommy?
You: i don’t think daddy would like that but i see her taking strangers into her room all the time
You: okay
Stranger: hey
You: http://img.timeinc.net/pespanol/i/galeria/2007/octubre/barbarastreisand_no_400.jpg
You: there is my mommy
Stranger: look old
You: she is
You: but daddy says she can fuck like a panther
Stranger: wow!
Stranger: btw, why do you want to be a whore?
You: because i don’t have to go to college for real estate but it’s still the same thing
Stranger: so you enjoy being fucked by others
You: yes C:
Stranger: you cup maybe only B
Stranger: what a pity
Stranger: i enjoy being rub by breasts
Stranger: how many people have you fucked with
You: 20
Stranger: few
You: you make me feel bad
Stranger: all women?
You: :C
Stranger: why?
You have disconnected.

JIMMY YOU WIN. YOU WIN YOU WIN YOU WIN

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